10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."