10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"