10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Why not, when some because there are three.