10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."