10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!