10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.