10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.