10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is for fat, American losers.