10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.