10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez