10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers