10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!