10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier