10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."