10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom