10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant