10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is for loners.