10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword