10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.