10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."