10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.