10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"