10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!