10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.