10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• It's Free To Fold...
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)