10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'