10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.