10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow