10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.