10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is for loners.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph