10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright