10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is for loners.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.