10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson