10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach