10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "No river, no fish."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'