10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Welcome to kicker school
- You have to piss with the dick you have