10 Random Poker Quotes
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- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio