10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fold and live to fold again
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson