10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"