10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)