10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"