10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.