10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.