10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."