10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.