10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.