10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05