10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it