10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Welcome to kicker school
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio