10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.